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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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you know who would have made a great American...
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
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frankcoffee:
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Lucy Liu To Play Watson In CBS’ Modern Sherlock... →
balphesian:
The name is Watson, Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is set to play Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in CBS’ drama pilot Elementary, whose tweaks to Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic include switching Watson’s gender to female. The project, written by Robert Doherty, is set in present day and stars Jonny Lee Miller as eccentric Brit Holmes, a former consultant to Scotland Yard whose addiction problems led...
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I just finished watching Misfits...
…and I don’t know if I want to watch series 4 when it happens.
I mean, I hadn’t watched any of them until series 3 was done for a while, so I actually knew about lots of fun little plot points via Tumblr photosets.
And it was a bummer when Nathan left because I loved him for being such an unabashed twat, but then Rudy turned out to be lots of fun.
But with Simon and Alisha...
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Parents: Everyone should be jealous of you. You're good-looking and a caring person and I love you.
Friends: You're amazing. I love you and I'm jealous of your looks. I wish I was like you.
Me: I look in the mirror in disappointment. I hate what I see. I am constantly paranoid that when people laugh, they are laughing at me. I feel like my friends only are my friends because they feel bad for me. I wish I could be different, look different, act different. I hate myself. I feel alone. I am ugly. I am fat. I am worthless.
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"A nerd can count. But a geek can dream":... →
thatgeeklover:
whenigrowupiwannabeadonut said: how the fuck do you appreciate anderson in sherlock. he was such a bitch in the last episode. the only thing i appreciate anderson in is ‘alone on the water’ and it’s not even canon.
Erm. Okay.
Here’s the reason on why I appreciate Anderson.
Won’t be a…
I agree with everything up there.
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'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk
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serial-killers-101:
hitlers-pubes:
Printed in Playboy magazine March 2004
Inhale.
Take in as much air as you can.
This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.
Read More
A literary classic.
Well, shit.
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