just know that every time i type out “oh shit” on the internet it’s supposed to sound like the oh shit in the beginning of fergie’s london bridge
This is one of the reasons why The Swan Princess was my favorite classical Princess movie. Odette’s main objection to marrying Derek is that he’s immature and shallow. Prior to this scene, Derek’s main objection to marrying Odette was that he “could do better” ie that she wasn’t pretty enough. Here he goes “Oh wow, you’re gorgeous! Plan the wedding!” and she’s like “Hold up, no, don’t think so, you’re a shallow immature jerk.” And then over the course of the movie he goes nuts trying to find her, her, even though he could have a hundred other beautiful princesses. His actions prove to her that he’s interested in more than her beauty, and only then does she relent and marry him - because he’s changed, her objections no longer apply. It’s not an “Oh, you saved me, sure I’ll marry you!” It’s “I’d marry you if you weren’t so shallow and immature” then he proves himself to no longer be shallow and immature and so she says “Sure, I’ll marry you now.”
“How to offend women in five syllables or less.”
Oh Rogers.
Rogers <3
I watched this movie not too long ago. So gooddd
Ahh childhood.
brocreate | saccharinescorpion | alaingrpolanco:
So here is a little test for the ladies. Now I know a lot of you have that really nice best guy friend that likes you (trust me if he’s straight he likes you). I want you, just for once, to pick the nice guy. I will guaranty you…
Freaking ‘Batman: The Animated Series’ DVD giveaway!!TWO SEASONS WORTH, BITCHES. (that’s as many as 56 episodes!)
Bought from Amazon last year. The first disc is the only one that touched my DVD player. This is quality shit, people.
So if you’re gearing up for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ or just wanting to power-walk down memory lane, I’ve got your ticket right here.
But How Do I Win It?
Reblog this and get your face in those notes so I can see you. But don’t spam me or Batman will gas you. And then I will draw a dick on your face.
You don’t have to be following me. Come one, come all.
Yes, I will ship internationally!
I’ll draw a winner at random on Saturday 11th February (Australian time, so Friday 10th for most of you) and message them, and I’ll also put a post on my blog.
Til then…go nuts if this is your thing! Take advantage of my impulse shopper instincts!
The Reichenbach Fall
#i can’t look at the last one without thinking ‘i knew he meant 5ever’ tbh
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
